Donations and Suggestions Needed

I'm not looking for money. (Although, I have been stellar at drunk texting Haiti. I think I've sent about $40.) I'm looking for stuff. No, I do not need to expand my family of gnomes and ducks. I think it would be in my best interest to train with things that are obscure like tires, picnic tables, boxing gloves and jump ropes. I'm sure there's a lot more things. If anybody thinks of anything else, please throw your comments on here. I want to be as spry as this little guy:




Thanks all for following this fiasco. I'm grateful to have your support. Check out my guns.