The Application has been submitted!!

I did it! I submitted my application for WIPEOUT! It was roughly 30 questions. I noted that the weirdest thing about me is that i carry a gnome named Gnigel practically every where I go. If I make it to the audition, I don't think G will be making it on the course with me for the following reasons:

- He's ceramic and would probably break.
- He's ceramic and I would have to attach him to some portion of my body. When I fall (not if people, I'm going down faster than the Titanic), I would break Gnigel and most likely break whatever bone nearest to where he is attached.
- He's been accused of being a weapon in the past (Summer of 2009: Def Leppard, Poison and Cheap Trick Concert - wanna know the story? Just ask). I'm sure the producers of WIPEOUT! would see him and think "Wow, that little ceramic gnome could really hurt someone if he went flying off one of our big red balls."

The following are the pictures that I submitted with my application:

One of the questions on the application asked what my most embarrassing moment was. Back in 2004, my best friend and I were nailed by a semi-truck that ran a red light. After checking to see if Nic was ok, I got out of the car to check to see if anything was bleeding or broken. I bent over only to feel a strong breeze come through the back of my pants. Alas, I partially mooned an entire intersection. Stupid Gap khakis. That's all I have for now. Sunshine and rainbows, c.